buttgenie:

things i have lots of:

• crushes on the internet

things i don’t want to do:

• date on the internet

romanisreloaded:

so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video

　

sturmpony:

You have encountered a ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ

Options:

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ＳＮＵＧＧＬＥ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ

ＫＩＳＳ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ

You have chosen ＫＩＳＳ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ

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annaomgz:

chekhov:

the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off

Let’s hope the writers

don’t bite off more than they can chew

pinstripedpirates:

FUCK I CNA TB REATHE

ahpochito:

cunkfunt:

sassygaynations:

confession time

i have a deep, guilty love of Highschool AUs